#  Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Portable Google = Great Equalizer

 

“I never touch the stuff. That’ll give you prostate cancer!” said my friend, pointing to the shaker of black pepper I was offering to him for his poached eggs. It was about 3AM and we were at one of my favourite late-night diners in Southeastern Connecticut getting a bite to eat after working into the night on a video project.

“What? Who told you that?” I asked in disbelief. I thought I was up on all the latest foods that supposedly contribute to cancer.

“A friend” he said, a bit surprised that I had questioned his claim. So I did what any nerd with an Internet-enabled cell phone would do. I “googled” it.

After a few minutes I couldn’t find a single reference linking black pepper to prostate cancer. A few minutes later I discover that pepper has been shown to strengthen the immune system. Here’s a quote from mapi.com:

“Black pepper is another common spice whose effects in the diet have been well documented. Research published in Cancer Letter in the August 16, 1993 issue reported that 20 days after adding black pepper to the diet, the subjects' liver detoxification systems were strengthened, aiding in purification of the blood tissue and enhancing the overall immune system.”

A few minutes later I discover that capsaicin, the stuff that gives hot peppers their kick, has been recently shown to cause prostate cancer cells to kill themselves.

He didn’t argue with the results of my quick research, which I managed to pull off in about 5 minutes over breakfast at a diner in the middle of the night.

That little exchange taught me something. Never before have human beings been able to check facts in real time from virtually any location, and most importantly, before we accept said facts as being true. Just a year ago I would have put down the pepper shaker, told myself “I should check that out when I get home”, and promptly forgotten to do so.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from participating in this instant information society it’s that BS is becoming less and less effective. This plays out on the world stage as well. Governments all over the world, especially ours, have to take drastic measures to keep their operations secret. We have counted on our ability to BS each other (as people and as nations) for so long that we don’t expect to be called on our BS so quickly and easily.

In the end, the cleansing light of my portable real-time anti-BS device kept my friend from spreading BS that was spread to him, and it also gave us both some new information that we can use immediately.





Wednesday, July 05, 2006 7:15:12 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Comments [2]  | 


Wednesday, July 05, 2006 7:48:42 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Great work exposing the infamous pepper fraud, Carl!

Unfortunately, you clearly seem to be unaware of the serious health risks associated with performing impulse-based fact-checking searches on Google. As it has been relayed to me by reputable sources, there are trace particles of the highly toxic mercury (with some levels exceed 300 parts per million!) in the so-called "permanent" ink they use on 99% of all keyboards made around the world. The mercury is used to provide the high-contrast black on white or white on black letters that are so needed in today’s dimly-lit workplaces. According to authorities, this mercury is “safely” bonded to the keyboard and has little risk of bodily absorption. However, several prominent studies on large groups of monkeys working on word processors have found that this bonding agent is not as secure as the manufacturers would have you believe. It turns out the mercury can actually transfer into your little monkey fingers over time (there's something about the feverish moment of checking dubious “facts” that sends the blood to your finger tips, opening the pores ever so slightly and excreting a thin layer of sweat which works away at the protective layer). The combined increase in heat and potassium from your body reacts with the binding agent, causing it to loosen and release *dangerous* amounts of mercury and up to *19* other toxic chemicals used to produce the high-contrast lettering. This toxic meat pie makes its way directly into your bloodstream, taking a brief pit stop at your heart and then ultimately crash-landing in a certain nether region of your body, giving you a nasty case of butt pimple cancer. Seriously. So *please* Carl, whatever you do, don't try to check the validity of this grim news because you'll only end up face down on a gurney, involuntarily embracing an oversized thermometer pointing sky high, (butt you’re not holding it with your hands if you know what I mean).

Your credible friend forever,

Mark Miller
Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:22:02 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
What a bunch of BS.
Kevin Goff
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